My weirdest match in wrestling was my freshman year in the last tournament of the year. I was in my thinrd match that day. I wrestling a kid who smelled terrible. He wasn't very good, but my coach had told me to extend the match to get experience.

By the second round I was done with this kid. I couldn't stand the stench that was ebbing off of him. He smelled like he had worked out for months straight then took sewage showers. I had to deal with this for 6 minutes now. I could feel the stench trying to cling with too my body. I started begging, pleading with my coach to let me end it, but he wouldn't let me.

Near the middle of the third period I was doing a standup, For some reason he thought the logical answer was too go in between my legs. I have no idea why he did this, but next while he is in between my legs HE then stands up. We ended up with me on top of his shoulders. I was looking down wondering why he was doing this and what could move I possibly do up there. The referee eventually did stop the match when he stopped laughing, but that was definitely my weirdest match.

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Along with our many coaches we had one who was Asian. But not only was he Asian he had a British accent (let's call him Kho Kho puffs). The first time I met him it was preseason the day after the football season had ended. Some of the more devoted teammates and I had come in for conditioning. A friend on mine (Let's call him Jerald), and I walked into the wrestling room and talked to our coach a little then Kho Kho puffs came out.

The first thing Kho Kho puffs says was "look at those pants Jerald" in a heavy British accent "What are you doing in those pleather pants I'm surprised I didn't hear you squeaking in those with every step you took as you came in". By now I was laughing my...butt off.

My first reaction was "Wow that is a great British accent he has their". He continued to crack jokes, and everyone laughed I then thought "This fake accent business is getting a little old now don't you think" .Then we eventually started conditioning first we were outside the room with the head coach working on our shots.

After we worked outside for a bit we went back  inside the wrestling room to work on our take-downs and finishes. When we got in their it was again Kho Kho puffs the Asian coach with the fake British accent. He instructed us through some moves I eventually got frustrated with this fake accent of his. I went to our coach and asked why the new coach was faking this accent. He then informed me that it was actual accent and he grew up in England. I was shocked to say the least.